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Reading is fun and good for you

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Before you go into a frenzy, I'm aware that each part of the Sonic fandom has its fair share of bad eggs. I'm even aware of the crazy shit that happens frequently. However, the classic fandom has a far more fatal edge. It's populated by people who don't know how to move on in life. (NOTE, I'm only referring to the fanboys, not the sane people)

A grand majority of the classic Sonic fandom claims they know what's best for Sonic and they go as far as to generalize almost entirely innocent people as idiots.
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Examples
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Insane classic Sonic fanboys

Nicochi: Some idiot who whined about Sonic evolving. Because of him, I've created a new game law for differentiating the classic and modern Sonic games.
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Nicochi's law: Any game from Sonic Adventure onwards is a modern Sonic game. If the game has all of these features (causes people to go apeshit (optional) with severe mental health disorders, features the modern Sonic design, story, 3D graphics and gameplay), it's modern, and therefore, would warrant high stress, rage, severe mental trauma and possible depression. If the latter occurs, immediately consult your doctor. Lack of treatment for this condition will result in murderous tendencies, thoughts of suicide, or whining on the internet until you get an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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:iconmarkwilder:: Takes it very personally if you criticize classic Sonic.
:iconwuvvzy93:: A man who wasted his life collecting shit and complaining about how much he wants to play classic Sonic. He was dumb enough to get himself banned off of DA. LOL
:iconlegendysonicfan:: He claims he respects others opinions, but if you call him out for acting immature...*snap, you're blocked. Hello mindless classic drone, have I got a story for you.
:icongreencardlove:: His grammar on certain deviations as well as his attitude suggests that he suffers from some form of... you know. He claims that Sonic is dead and he makes brainless comparisons to something as irrelevant as his childhood.
:icondarthgrave:: By all means, he's worse than GreencardLove. He's the definitive milquetoast of the classic fandom and he constantly claims that Sonic is dead. (although, he does like Sonic Adventure and Sonic Rivals)
:iconhomelesscarl:: Similar to DarthGrave.
:iconmrcappy:: Spent and entire rant whining about Sonic having, gasp, new characters. He basically believes that the Sonic universe should be a barren wasteland.

:iconclassicsonicawesome::iconsaysplz:But the new characters violate the lack of variety in the classics! Which matter nowadays for some reason.
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The good classic fans

:icontragicalmysterywar:: He was once a classic Sonic fanboy, until one of these days, he was all, "You know, you guys are kinda sick... I'm just gonna... keep quiet and be more respectful towards others."
:icontrueretrosonic:: In spite of the name, he does respect other's opinions. Then again, he does believe that classic and modern Sonic are different characters which I honestly can't get behind.
:iconruyeka-san:: She does like classic Sonic, however, she does like the newer characters as well, which is more than I could hope for from a sane classic Sonic fan.
:iconparagonofsonamy:: He previously complained about the newer games, but now he has moved on. Then again, he still occasionally complains about Shadow, which makes me question if he'll respect my opinion. (and don't get it twisted guys, I'm aware he's flawed and that he doesn't deserve all the hype, he's just ok to me.)
:iconivol-robot:: Likes both eras and won't go all ape shit if SEGA tries something new.
:iconsteviethehedgehog:: Same as above.
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So, there you have it. Some of the most insane and some of the more friendly classic Sonic fans. I won't flag bad comments as spam (>_> Paragon) and I won't block people (>_> Legendy) over any opposing opinions. Good day.

LOL, wouldn't it be funny if the more devoted classic Sonic fans took this stamp offensively and tried to convert me to the cult of the dammed? I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't realize that I don't consider the classic Sonic fandom to be the worst fandom.

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TikoLeak's avatar

I didn't know this was going on. This sorta reminds me of Trueloveheart. 😂